CHARM SCHOOL

By Anne Fine

Synopsis

If her mother is to keep her new job, Bonnie has no choice; she must take a one day course at Charm School.

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Narrator	Anne Fine
Length	3hrs 45mins
Catalogue No.	616037
Publisher	Doubleday

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