CRUMMY MUMMY AND ME

By Anne Fine

Synopsis

It is not easy for sensible Minna to have an eccentric mother with a punk boy-friend. A highly entertaining story.

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Narrator	Brenda Usherwood
Length	3hrs
Catalogue No.	615933
Publisher	Scholastic Ltd

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