DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: THE LONG HAUL

By Jeff Kinney

Synopsis

The Heffleys are off on a road trip! The chances of survival are ... quite small to be honest. Greg's idea of a good summer is air conditioning and lounging in front of the television. But his mum has different plans, and now his family are having an "authentic" summer, trapped together on a road trip. And Greg's soon battling petrol-station bathrooms, crazed seagulls, a fender bender and a runaway pig.

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Narrator	Dan Russell
Length	2hrs
Catalogue No.	617852
Publisher	Penguin Audio; 2014

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