BILLIONAIRE BOY

By David Walliams

Synopsis

Joe has a lot of reasons to be happy. About a billion of them, in fact. You see, Joe's rich. Really, really rich. Joe's got his own bowling alley, his own cinema, even his own butler who is also an orang-utan. He's the wealthiest twelve-year-old in the land. But there’s just one thing he really needs: a friend…

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Narrator	David Walliams
Length	3hrs
Catalogue No.	617236
Publisher	Oakhill

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