LIFE AT ABSOLUTE ZERO: THE COMPLETE BBC RADIO SERIES 1-4

By Lynne Truss

Synopsis

26 short stories about the eccentric inhabitants of Meridian Cliffs, a small, wind-battered town on England's South Coast. Welcome to Meridian Cliffs. Located at exactly 0 degrees 0 minutes west, and 0 degrees 0 minutes east, it's where the Greenwich Meridian meets the Channel, and time stands poised at absolute zero. But due to ever-increasing coastal erosion, it's getting smaller every day... The residents of this curious town are easy to identify from their habit of shouting to be heard against the wind even when they're indoors. All are harbouring secrets, desires and dreams, and over the course of four series, we hear about their thwarted ambitions, hidden passions and forlorn hopes - and eavesdrop on a few typically sticky British moments. Beautifully observed, gently comic and often moving, these sublime short stories are written and read by Lynne Truss.

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Narrator	Lynne Truss
Length	6hrs
Catalogue No.	16550
Publisher	BBC Digital Audio; 2021

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