FINESSING CLARISSA

By M C Beaton

Synopsis

Wealthy and well bred, Clarissa Vevian has been unable to find a suitable husband because of her terrible clumsiness. Her mother has tried to mould Clarissa into a dainty miss - but all her efforts are doomed to failure. And when Clarissa enters the Tribble sister's School for Manners, they fear that their reputation for matchmaking success may be destroyed - along with their carpets and furniture!

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Narrator	Ann Stutz
Length	5hrs
Catalogue No.	13817
Publisher	Canvas; 2012

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