THE PURPLE SWAMP HEN AND OTHER STORIES (X Rated)

By Penelope Lively

Synopsis

In this varied collection of short stories we hear of a bird and a servant girl in ancient Pompeii who cannot converse, but share a perfect understanding; a dream house that is hiding something sinister and an old woman doing her weekly supermarket shop with a secret past that no one could guess. X rated, contains offensive language and explicit sex.

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Narrator	Hilary Spiers
Length	6hrs 30mins
Catalogue No.	11773
Publisher	Fig Tree; 2016

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AMMONITES AND LEAPING FISH: A LIFE IN TIME

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HEAT WAVE

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METAMORPHOSIS: SELECTED STORIES

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