THE LAST FAMILY IN ENGLAND

By Matt Haig

Synopsis

Prince is an earnest young dog, striving hard to live up to the tenets of the Labrador Pact (Remain Loyal to Your Human Masters, Serve and Protect Your Family at Any Cost). Other dogs, led by the Springer Spaniels, have revolted. Their slogans are 'Dogs for Dogs, not for Humans' and Prince is forced to break the Labrador Pact and take desperate action to save his Family.

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Narrator	Paul Roberts
Length	7hrs 30mins
Catalogue No.	11584
Publisher	Vintage; 2005

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