AN UTTERLY IMPARTIAL HISTORY OF BRITAIN: OR 2000 YEARS OF UPPER CLASS IDIOTS IN CHARGE

THE BEST A MAN CAN GET (X Rated)

Michael Adams has the best of both worlds. Married with kids, he manages to escape the misery of domesticity. He tells his wife he is working away, but in reality he is sharing a flat with three other bachelors! How long can he maintain his double life? X rated, contains offensive language.

THE MAN WHO FORGOT HIS WIFE

When forty-something Vaughan suffers total memory loss, he is told that his breakdown has probably been triggered by his marital problems. But then he comes face to face with the stranger he's supposed to be divorcing - and promptly falls head over heels in love with her.

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

The personal account of a Labour supporter who survived eighteen miserable years of Conservative rule. His heartbreaking yet hilarious reflections of having been actively involved in helping the Labour party lose elections at every level.

THINGS CAN ONLY GET WORSE

Things Can Only Get Worse is the personal story of one political activist helping Labour progress from its 1997 landslide to the unassailable position it enjoys today. Along the way he stood for Parliament against Theresa May but failed to step into her shoes; he was dropped from Tony and Cherie's Christmas card list after he revealed he always sent their card on to a friend from the SWP; and he campaigned for a new nonselective inner-city state school, then realised this meant he had to send his kids to a nonselective inner-city state school. The long-awaited sequel to the best-selling Things Can Only Get Better is for everyone who could use a good laugh after Brexit, Boris and Trump. A roller-coaster ride through the last two decades via the very best political jokes (excluding the ones that keep getting elected)