HEAVENLY DATE AND OTHER FLIRTATIONS

By Alexander McCall Smith

Synopsis

In these hilarious stories of perverse meetings, casual dates and romantic encounters, we are enthralled, saddened, inspired and surprised by the encounters we witness. Entanglements that can be shocking, edifying, compulsive, complicated and sometimes completely disastrous.

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Narrator	Miscellaneous
Length	7hrs 15mins
Catalogue No.	10705
Publisher	Clipper Audio; 2003

Other audiobooks by Alexander McCall Smith

44 SCOTLAND STREET

Tales of the residents of a ficticious building in Edinburgh. Instantly recogniseable are the surveyor who dreams of golf club membership; the pushy mother with her five-year-old prodigy; the intellectual snob and more.

44 SCOTLAND STREET: THE COMPLETE SERIES 1-5

The complete BBC radio adaptations of Alexander McCall's bestselling series Inspired by Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City 44 Scotland Street started life as a serial in The Scotsman. It was a huge hit and was soon novelised adapted on stage and dramatised for BBC Radio 4. Collected here are all five radio series in which we follow the interconnected lives of the residents of adjoining flats in a tenement in Edinburgh's Georgian New Town. There's Pat a young tenant who arrives at 44 Scotland Street to flat-share with handsome surveyor Bruce (a man with more of an eye for the ladies than for a sound property); Matthew setting up the Something Special Gallery with little knowledge of art; and child prodigy Bertie Pollock who wants the life of an ordinary little boy but instead has psychotherapy yoga and Italian conversation lessons. And at the local cafA owner Big Lou is looking for love - but seems doomed to romantic disappointment... Their chance day-to-day criss-crossings quirky foibles and comic adventures are all observed by Number 44's longest-term resident anthropologist Domenica MacDonald her painter friend Angus Lordie - and Angus' dog Cyril the only canine in Scotland with a gold tooth. Full of charm humour and empathy these delightful dramas star Carol Ann Crawford and Crawford Logan with a superb cast including James Mackenzie Samuel Keefe Belle Jones and Anita Vettesse. Also included is an edition of Radio 4's Bookclub in which Alexander McCall Smith talks about his novel 44 Scotland Street with James Naughtie and readers.

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THE FOREVER GIRL

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THE GREAT CLOWN CONUNDRUM

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1st book in 'No.1 Ladies' Detective Agency' Series. Precious Ramotswe is Botswana's only female private detective. Her methods are not conventional but she has warmth and canny intuition on her side as she deals with philandering partners, conmen and wayward children.

PORTUGUESE IRREGULAR VERBS

Is there anything funny about German professors? This novel features the endless mishaps of the inimitable German professor, Dr Moritz-Maria von Igelfeld.

THE RIGHT ATTITUDE TO RAIN

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THE SUNDAY PHILOSOPHY CLUB

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TEA TIME FOR THE TRADITIONALLY BUILT

The proprietor of a local football team has enlisted the No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency to help explain its dreadful losing streak: surely someone must be fixing the games, it can't just be a case of unskilled players. Volume 10 of the series

TEARS OF THE GIRAFFE

As a newly engaged person, Precious Ramotswe continues the work of her detective agency whilst trying to decide with Mr JLB Matekoni about their future life together. But why is Mr JLB Matekoni's maid trying to frame Mma Ramotswe? Vol. 2 of the series