BLOTT ON THE LANDSCAPE

GRANTCHESTER GRIND (X Rated)

It is crisis time again at Porterhouse. A new master must be appointed, the college debts refuse to go away, a sinister American seems determined to make a television film on the premises, and the widow of the previous master digs up an unpleasant truth. The instinct of the true Porterhouse man is to fall back on the bottle, blackmail and kidnap. Sequel to Porterhouse Blue (10154) X rated, contains offensive language.

THE GREAT PURSUIT (X Rated)

A greedy literary agent, a frustrated author, the anonymous author of a pornographic novel, an American publisher and his sex-starved wife and his over-active publicity man - these are the chief characters in the hectic action of this book. X rated, contains offensive language.

PORTERHOUSE BLUE (X Rated)

Porterhouse College is renowned for its gastronomic excellence, the arrogance of its Fellows and its academic mediocrity. Sir Godber Evans, ex-Cabinet Minister and the new Master, is determined to change all this, but provokes the wrath of the Dean and, most intransigent of all, Skullion the Head Porter - with hilarious and catastrophic results. X rated, contains offensive language.

WILT (X Rated)

Henry Wilt, tied to a daft job and a domineering wife, has just been passed over for promotion yet again. But if Wilt can do nothing about his job, he realises he can do something about his wife - and as each day passes, his fantasies grow more murderous and more real. X rated, contains offensive language and explicit sex.

THE WILT ALTERNATIVE (X Rated)

This is the saga of Henry Wilt, innate coward and hen-pecked husband, whose unlikely escapades include a drunken battle with a rosebush, an all-consuming infatuation with a foreign student, and becoming an unwilling participant in a siege. X rated, offensive language and sexual content.

WILT IN NOWHERE (X Rated)

Now in the era of e-mails and crises in the NHS, Wilt is pitted against the vices of an aristocrat, the greed of a politician's wife and the seedier side of Britain's medical facilities. X rated, contains offensive language.